There is artwork I want to buy. OK, there's always some artwork or something pretty that I can't wait to buy and put up on my walls. This is why I bug Jon so often about painting things. The only problem is that we hardly have room for the framed artwork we do have. There can't be enough wall space, I say!
However, above our television is this open, white, sad area that's just begging for some color. I admit, it's been extremely difficult for me to commit to putting something up there, because it has to be very specific and special. It's our entertainment area! It should be film-related, if possible.
On the flip-side of that, it also can't be distracting. This is why I've nixed the idea of mini-movie posters or flashy art prints. (We bought this print from Justin Hillgrove's 'Imps & Monsters' art collection, specifically for that space... but it's too small, it can't be paired with any other art pieces easily, and it just... doesn't feel right.)
I always do this. I have the hardest time committing to hanging art, because I want it to be perfect. Trouble is, I never live anywhere long enough (or have walls strong enough) to get it right. By the time I do, my lease is up and I'm ready to move on and up!
But I've found something, and I want your opinion on it. I've discovered a person online who creates Movie Barcodes using the color schemes in action sequences through the film... at least, that's what I think he's doing. Either way, I've picked several that I really like (from movies I also like) that I'm hoping I'll be able to buy as prints.
Top to bottom: Pan's Labyrinth, Amélie, The Matrix
Maybe they're too... I don't know, confusing? But I love the idea of bringing colors into a space, without them being distracting, and the fact that the colors are pulled directly from the films make them all the more special.
I have no idea if I'll be able to buy these as prints. The creator has some for sale, but not all of the ones I like. I've contacted him (or her) about the possibility of special ordering a few. Hopefully he'll get back to me with a resounding YES! and also, DISCOUNT!
What do you think, friends?
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Description of the barcode-making process: The artist takes the average color of each frame condensed to a one pixel column.
EDIT (again)
Heard from moviebarcode man, and apparently I can special order some prints, but HOLY CROW they're expensive! To get three that are large enough, I'd have to spend close to $500. Yikes! Maybe one would be enough? I'll have to sit on it for a bit.
Jon and I will eventually leave Seattle. This is something we knew when he moved up here last May from California to be with me. There's no question that if I had been financially capable, I would have moved down and joined him instead of the other way around. At the same time, I am grateful for the time we've had here. Coming out of near-poverty and unemployment into jobs that pay us decently—at least, enough to enjoy what has turned out to be an incredibly delicious city.
Bourbon Renewal and Eggnog from Sun Liquor, Seattle
When considering where we will go after this (much of this depends on where Jon will get into grad school), it's hard to imagine any place having better drinks or food than Seattle. Not only that, drinks and food within walking distance or nothing more than a short drive to the next district over. If Seattle has changed us in any way, it's the fine-tuning of an (I'm embarrassed to say) elitist mentality about fresh, high-quality food and original, expertly crafted cocktails.
Living so close to places like Sun Liquor, Tavern Law/Needle & Thread, and Zig Zag Cafe (to name a few) means that for a reasonably fair price, not only can you taste original cocktails but you can help invent ones with the assistance of absolutely brilliant bartenders.
And we do invent cocktails. Often.
Our go-to place for cocktails is Sun Liquor, down on Summit in Capitol Hill. It's a short walking distance, and Richardo—the bartender—is an artist. Watching him make any drink (even a simple screwdriver) is an experience. And it isn't because he squeezes your orange juice fresh. Rather, it's his concentration, so exact. I've heard the same thing about world famous Seattle bartender, Murray Stinson—you can't live in Seattle and drink alcohol without knowing this man's name—and while I've been to Zig Zag a few times, I haven't had the privilege of sitting in a coveted bar seat to watch him work. Sun Liquor can get crowded, but it's definitely a laid-back, local haunt. Ricardo is a master of mixing himself, and if you feel inspired to try something different, tell him your favorite liquor and he'll make something special. At Thanksgiving, he helped my family and us invent several cocktails, all sensational.
When I leave, I want to take Sun Liquor and Ricardo with me.
Thinking about leaving the food and drink options here is the only thing that gives me pause about leaving; it will be the ultimate sacrifice when taking off from here. Jon and I see food as an adventure, and cocktails as the ultimate indulgence.
In terms of places that are an option for us (NYC- and San Francisco-proper are not, unfortunately, options), it's hard to imagine my tastebuds being happier than they have been this past year.
Infamous Coconut Creme Pie from Tom Douglas' Dahlia Bakery in Seattle
While Jon is determined to taste a bit of every restaurant that Tom Douglas has his name attached to, I'm a bit more interested in spending my summer utilizing all of the incredible markets that Seattle has to offer. The best farmer's market (undoubtedly) is the Ballard Farmer's Market, which is every Sunday. One of my main goals this summer, before leaving the Northwest for good, is to make as many fresh vegetable- and meat-filled dishes as humanly possible.
We've made and tried so many delicious dishes this last year. If for no other reason, I'm sad I haven't been updating this blog so that I could tell you all about it! Seattle food and drink establishments thrive on good recommendations, and if something doesn't come recommended here, good luck surviving. I admit, we probably won't try someplace new unless we've heard it's something special.
So stay tuned for food and drink updates. My tastebuds demand these things be chronicled for future reference.
Living in Seattle as a person filled with joy rather than a person filled with sadness has proven to be the biggest shift of my entire life. That may edge on hyperbole, but it is still something that genuinely takes my breath away every day. It is not a “black and white” kind of difference; it isn’t about my life becoming the opposite of what it was before. Rather, it’s that I've morphed (so to speak) into an alternate dimension version of my old self: my dogs have grown up, my home feels like a home, my true desires are crystal clear, and for the first time, I’m happy.
Oh, and I am so incredibly, stupidly in love.
I don’t mean to get mushy on you. My point is simply that this new life of mine has not been conducive to writing—of any kind. This might be the one thing in my daily life that makes me sad. No plays or stories or articles or reviews have been typed by these fingers in over a year. I can't really figure out exactly why that is. Perhaps it's because I finally have someone I love, and who loves me, to share exciting things with; I don’t think to run to my computer, spend hours writing a short article, just for the potential joy of someone caring enough to read a snippet of what has felt like a very ordinary life. There is nothing "ordinary" about my life anymore, thought it may seem that way from the outside.
That being said, I wanted to return to this seemingly desolate place of past writings and rantings and infuse some happiness, hope and insight into the place. With a little bit of dusting and a splash of color, I think this blog will be worth revisiting regularly—at least for me—like any cozy-yet-rarely-used room in your house. Plus, this time around, I'm coming to you from a place of knowledge and experience previously foreign to me. The combination of Seattle and the company of my boyfriend, Jon, have opened up a world of food and cocktails and walking and beautiful things that my eyes had never quite been open to.
Now I want to share it all with you. And, until I have a workspace of my own presentable enough to photograph, just imagine that I'm writing this from here:
Hopefully my home decorating projects will make it onto this blog sometime in the future, but being virtually broke and a renter doesn't leave a lot of room for the highest quality of décor. Too many little apartment details stand out to me as being utterly frustrating to look at. But it's getting better, slowly.
It's officially summer in Seattle. The rain and clouds and cold have receded northward to cooler climates, so now when I look up, all I see is blue. We had to wait until after the 4th of July, but it finally arrived: Warmth. The good kind of warmth that lingers in the walls, and makes a cold breeze stop you in your tracks. The kind that makes dogs pant, and means sleeping under nothing but a cool bed sheet.
This may not be the reason I moved to Seattle, but it's the reason that I stayed.
The weather this holiday weekend was depressing, and while it was entertaining to watching neighbors battle with the rain to get their mini-grills lit, I have to admit that I've been chomping at the bit to pull out my summer dresses and flip flops. It was worth the wait. To celebrate, instead of throwing on a skirt and traipsing down Broadway, Jon and I jumped in the car with the doggies in tow, and heave-hoed-it out of Seattle to tackle Rattlesnake Ridge.
Okay, it wasn't that far outside the city—just an hour east, past North Bend. This is a hike that came highly recommended from an old co-worker of mine, and I knew that when the weather was right, and we had the time, this would be our first out-of-town hike of the summer.
I've never seen the dogs so happy. As usual, Ennis rode on my lap, watching the other cars and trees whoosh by, as Jon drove us east on I-90, past Mercer Island and Issaquah... This is the furthest east I've been since moving to Seattle, so I was excited in my own right. (If coming from Seattle, get off at Exit 32, turn right, and drive 3 miles until you get to the parking lot near the lake.) While Ennis was panting with excitement, Peekay lounged in the back like the zen-dog he is—happy and contented. We were all stoked to get out of town. Cabin fever makes us all unpleasant.
Hiking is something I've always loved, and despite looking like an epileptic with anything attached to my feet (don't ever try and trick me into a pair of skis—water or otherwise), I consider myself to be well-balanced and reliable when it comes to the strength of my own legs. I'm moderately experienced as a hiker. Next to Jon, however, I look like fish attempting to climb a tightrope. He is fast and skilled, and wouldn't blink an eye in a stand-off with Half Dome. The man owns two levels of hiking boots and three sizes of backpacking gear! Needless to say, I have a lot to prove.
I was in luck. For our first time out, hiking on a wilderness trail as a couple, I managed to pick one that ensured my dignity stayed intact. Definitely easy-to-moderate, as far as hikes go, and you'll find that Rattlesnake Ridge is quite popular, and as Jon puts it, "the definition of a well-maintained trail." There is a steady incline for 2 miles, with an elevation gain of just over 1,000 feet. Depending on your speed, it'll take you around 45 minutes to an hour, each way. Absolutely perfect for those spontaneous urges to get out of the city.
Having been cooped up for what's felt like weeks, with nothing but infrequent dog park trips to sate them, Ennis and Peekay were on Cloud Nine as we winded through the trees to get to the top of the ridge. In order to mask how oh-so-much slower I walk than Jon does, I held onto Peekay's leash so he could assist in pulling me up the hill, and while I wasn't fooling anyone, it made the hike more pleasurable and less strenuous by the time we made it to the top.
If you're a runner, this is the hike for you. The incline makes you work hard, but the dense trees give you the necessary shade to keep you cool. Running makes me tired just by thinking about it, but I acknowledge that many of you out there love doing it, and may even enjoy a sweat-inducing challenge. To each their own.
Upon reaching the top, you have two options. Three options, if you're feeling hyper-active. Four options, if you're insane. Take a moment to catch a breather and enjoy the picturesque view in front of you. Give your dog some water, 'cause he deserves it by now. (There is a little stump straight ahead, past the signs, that has a jagged piece of wood sticking straight up—perfect for attaching your dog's leash to.)
1. Go right and walk .1 miles to Rattlesnake Ledge, which gives you sweeping views of the tree-covered mountains, valley and lakes below. You'll hardly believe that you're a measly 45 minutes from a sprawling city. (We did this option, 'cause we wuz tiredz.)
2. Take a left, and continue for another 2.5 miles to East Peak. Along the way, you'll get a great view of Rattlesnake Ledge and the Lake.
3. Continue past East Peak to Grand Prospect—4.3 miles from the "fork" in the trail. By now, you might as well continue through to...
Insane option 4. Snoqualmie Point and Winery—8.5 miles from where Jon and I turned around at Rattlesnake Ledge. It is recommended, if you attempt this hike, that you park one car at the end point in Snoqualmie, and then drive to the starting point at Rattlesnake Lake. This hike would be an all-day affair, totaling over 10 miles. Someday soon, Jon and I will be insane and make a day of it.
Until then, Rattlesnake Ridge Trail served to get us out of our cabin fever funk without having to miss a meal. I'm also one step closer to proving to Jon that I can be pretty and get dirty simultaneously. More importantly, it's a day later and Ennis and Peekay still haven't woken up.
This may seem a little over-the-top, but I would cut off my right arm for some air conditioning right now. That’s right, my writing and throwing arm. I’m serious about this, people.
I admit it: I’m a baby, a big ol’ fat one. I must have officially become a Seattleite, because I am woefully complaining about things that really aren’t that bad in the scheme of things. (Thankfully, however, I still know that Seattle traffic is about ¼ as bad as traffic in Los Angeles or the SF East Bay, so you won’t hear me whining about that anytime soon…) But it is 102° right now, with about 75% humidity, and I think I just might die. The hottest day in recorded Seattle history, and the city is not equipped to deal with extreme weather conditions, which the snow storms this winter proved.
Seattleites seem to have this strange amnesia with regards to the things they’ll need in certain weather. Every time the weather changes, people seem surprised: “Oh, look! The sun’s out! I’m going to need to buy some sunglasses!” “Oh no! Snow! I’m gonna have to buy chains!” “Wow, do you feel that? It’s really hot! Maybe I should buy a fan…?” It’s like everyone forgets what happened the year before. This is why all the fans are sold out of every store in the Downtown Seattle area because, apparently, no one ever thought they’d need to keep one around just in case.
Apparently, people are remembering that being hot and uncomfortable really frickin' sucks.
Everyone is walking around like this is the end of the world, looking grossly sweaty and lethargic. The shops and restaurants (that are lucky) have scribbled window paint that reads “COME IN! WE HAVE A/C!” The streets seem empty, and the people that dare venture out quickly hustle into their destinations, relieved to have made it inside alive. This must be what it feels like when zombies attack. Though right now, I’d welcome something devouring my brain.
My apartment is in a brick building, my windows facing east—lucky, because this means I only get morning sunshine. The 400 sq. ft. box that is my studio retains all heat, which means that if it’s 100° outside, it’s likely 95° inside. The air is stagnant, and my little tootsie-roll-like oscillating fan, placed about a foot from my face, lazily blows the sticky, hot air towards me. My body is rejecting fluids, and the world cares not.
Ennis is plotting my death as we speak. Oh, he knows the heat isn’t my fault, but being cooped up all day in an oven is, and on top of that, he isn’t allowed to come anywhere near me. He’s covered in fur! That would be like lying against a sweater! No thank you. He’s clearly hoping to be taken home by my friend Sarah, who has been coming in this week to walk him while I’m at work. She’s both my and Ennis’ personal savior. He gets out, and I get to stay in.
He has a new mom now, and she’s much more fun. This isn’t Ennis’ first experience with the heat of summer, but our camping adventures in Del Valle didn’t compare to this. At least with the dry heat of California, there’s some solace in the shade and a cool breeze every so often. But this Northwestern humidity is relentless, and there’s no way to escape. Humidity is just one of many reasons why I don't know how people could voluntarily live in the South.
Maybe the pups and I should go and sleep in the car? There’s A/C in there.
But maybe if I keep giving him ice cubes, rinsing him in a cold shower, and holding a frozen wash cloth to his hyperventilating chest, he’ll put off killing me for another time.
Yes, I recognize it's been 3 months, and no, I'm not going to fill in the gaps. It's a new beginning, a new focus, and a fresh start. No going backwards. Only forward. Changes spark a re-commitment, and I'm going to work all the harder to keep myself on track. It's mightily important, and I'm shifting gears...
So. Hello. I am now, officially, living on my own. For the first time. No roommates, no sharing, and no bedroom. :) Just a little doggie, 400 sq. ft. and a new neighborhood in Capitol Hill that is severely out of my price range.
Winter in First Hill was pretty brutal, and not particularly conducive to getting out with daily walks for Ennis. Sure, the frequent Plymouth Pillars trips tired the pup out as needed, and he's made tons of friends (and some enemies, poor Boris), but walking has always been therapeutic and meditative for me. That has been lacking, because First Hill is anything but peaceful.
He needs the walking time, but I need it more.
My current apartment building is located one block from Volunteer Park in North Capitol Hill, which is a tad bit special. The houses, it's safe to say (even in this economy) are well over $1 million mark. There's one for sale right now that looks like a Spanish villa, two blocks north, that's selling for $5.4 million. I know. The roads are flat, the grass is green, the flowers are blooming, and the rich couples bring out their designer dogs in flocks. Okay, lots of rescues too. This is Seattle, after all.
Having an expensive mini-Aussie makes me feel like I fit in somewhat, but I'm terrified to go out in my typical "scrubby" fashion, and even more terrified about forgetting a poop-bag! The last thing I need is some millionaire's wife scowling at me as she watches my lower-middle class dog pop-a-squat beneath her rose bushes, then walk away.
Oh, sweet Jesus, there might even be surveillance cameras!
My street is 10th Ave E. Walk down Prospect towards the park, and turn left on Federal. Then just keep walking. As far as you want. Ignore the BMWs, Audis, Mercedes and fancy Subarus as they pass you by, and simply enjoy the view.
The houses here are nothing if not Stately, and the flat roads and peaceful seclusion makes one feel miles away from the bustle of Broadway (which is, in fact, only 2 city blocks south). There is a community of dogs here, different from those closer to Downtown. There is a proper attitude, a polite demeanor when meeting others. The conversation is similar to other places ("What kind of dog is that?", "Sorry, he just wants to play", and "Thank you, have a good day"), but for a 23-year-old and her barky dog, there is a sense of being out of her element.
Maybe I should pick up jogging? Then I'd really fit in.
The people on Federal are young and old, but all successful and courteous. I do my best not to stand out.
Bloom
—noun. 1) The flower of a plant. 2) A healthy condition; the time or period of greatest beauty. 3) The glossy, well-kept appearance of the coat of an animal.
—verb. 1) To produce or yield blossoms. 2) To flourish or thrive. 3) To be in or achieve a state of vigor.
Something changed this weekend. Perhaps it was the rain, which we haven't seen much of in the past two months. (This is Seattle, right?) Maybe it was having visitors from California. Not entirely sure. But the difficulty I've been feeling recently is slowly receding, making me less anxious and feeling less hopeless.
Spring is almost here. Buds are sprouting up everywhere, and it's been easy to forget that it's supposed to be green around here. The trees are barren, the bushes are dark and muddy. It's strange to think that in another month or so, the trees on the street will be so full that I'll hardly be able to make out the buildings.
But right now it's just some sprouts, and they sprang up virtually over night. The presence of sunshine and now the little bit of rain we're being blessed with is going to mean lots of bloomage. Color and light, rather than black dirt and wet sludge.
Tulips and daffodils seem to be the late-winter-in-Seattle flower of choice; they are outside almost every apartment building in First Hill, growing like weeds along the walkway. Perhaps it's because they can survive the freezing cold, and thrive despite constant downpour and cloud cover. Like Seattleites.
Considering it's only the first week of March, if this bit of bloomage is any sign of what's to come in April and May, our daily walks may actually got longer and more enjoyable. From what I hear, there's no place like Seattle in the spring.
Posts for these last few winter weeks have been a bit dull, and I apologize. But it's cold, people! And I'm still working for peanuts, so going places is difficult. I'm already doing my research on fantastic places for Ennis and I to go in the next few months.
Moving to a new city has not been easy for me. The combination of knowing nobody (besides my two roommates) and not having a serious job has made it almost unbearable at times. It gets lonely. And I love Ennis, but my dog can only comfort me so much. Human interaction is not only desired, it's necessary to my very survival here.
I admit: I'm not very brave. Meeting strangers doesn't come easily to me. I can go to the movies, a play, shopping, the library—all by myself. But bars? Restaurants? Not likely.
This is where the dog park has been my ultimate savior. Because what better conversation starter is there than to talk to someone about their dog? I mean, c'mon... everyone loves talking about their dogs, because it usually leads to them talking about themselves. People like that.
The important thing for me is to remember the human's name. I never have trouble remembering a dog's name. I still remember all of the puppies' names from my PetSmart Puppy Class, but never ONCE learned their owners' names. The same is true for almost every dog I've met. Sad. But I'm making a point not to be forgetful this time. So far it's paying off.
Ennis has made lots of friends, and I've definitely started good talks with people. Puppy play date, anyone?
This is Ennis and Barnaby. Seeing Barnaby at the park was a bit of a trip, and I got a tad over-excited. I love Aussies (obviously) and, well... he looks like a certain someone I also kind of like. His owner Ann was nice enough to take this and send it to me. Hopefully I'll see him again once it's sunny more.
Up top is the apple of little Ennis' eye: Holly. Her owners Tom and Nicole are really amazing, and we've agreed that our pups are pretty madly in love. Ennis is a bit of a player, with girlfriends all up the West Coast, from Malibu to Fremont to Oakland to Arcata... But Holly can hold her own.
Plymouth Pillars has some frequent visitors, and Ennis is lucky enough to see many of them regularly when the weather is good. Sarah with Harlow (um... Whippet mix?), Tony with Baxter (Burnese/Border Collie mix), Lou with Foxy and Bear (Shiba Inus), Chris with Rupert (Bassett Hound)—lots of people with precious dogs, all of whom seem just as eager to meet fellow dog lovers as I am.
In a city with nearly 45% more dogs than children, it would behoove a new Seattlite to pony up the bucks and get a pooch to help him/her mingle. Especially in Capitol Hill, where so many young people are getting their footing in the world and building up their sense of responsibility. What better way to do that—to help learn your place in this busy, complicated world—than with a warm smile and a friendly, "Wow, your dog is beautiful. Boy or girl?"
I thank my gods every day that there is a "dog park" within easy walking distance of my apartment. As most locals describe it, it's more like "a glorified dog run", but it doesn't make any difference to me. Two things matter: I can take Ennis' leash off, and he can run. Bonus point: With other dogs.
Obviously this is the point of a dog park. But when you're talking about an area of Seattle that is less than one mile NE of Pike Place Market and amidst the apartment complex mayhem of South Capitol Hill, you'll be grateful for any amount of off-leash time your dog can get, particularly if you don't have a car to drive to the 9 acres that Magnuson has to offer.
There is no grass and no dirt at Plymouth Pillars. It's kind of like an English beach: pebbles and rocks, dusty and dirty. Some larger rocks surround a little hill that the little dogs especially love. Many complain about the rocks—"They hurt my dog's feet!"—but I assure you, they're harmless. I know Ennis loves them, and he has little feet. They give when he maneuvers, and I think he enjoys that. But who knows.
Online reviews have said that no one ever comes to this park, but as someone who has been coming every single afternoon that the sun is out (which has been quite frequently lately), there is always at least one person/dog, if not a dozen or more of them. The great thing is that almost everyone is in their 20's and 30's—and everyone lives nearby. The dogs are all well-behaved for the most part, clearly excited and thankful to be running free outside of their small apartment walls. Ennis is among these happy frolickers.
The guy who maintains the park, which has gone through major transformations in the last two years, is around almost every afternoon, snapping pictures of the dogs and sometimes their owners. Yours truly and her faithful pooch were snapped several times: 1, 2, 3 and 4.
What a stud.
Between the fence and the freeway is a little hill that currently has sunflowers planted. There are sticks along the fence with a dog's name on each one. Each stick has a sunflower. So come spring, I can pick mine! It's a very nice idea, and it'll be beautiful once they all bloom. Just imagine the view from the freeway! I can't wait.
Plymouth Pillars isn't much in terms of space, or to look at, and there is the occasional drug dealer or flagrant hanging around. But there really is a sense of community with the people who bring their dogs. Not a lot of stuck up people with prissy, designer dogs, which is nice if you actually want to strike up a good conversation.
No judging each other. I like that. Kind of like being a dog.
Plymouth Pillars Park
Boren Ave. at Pike St.
Seattle, WA 98101 map it!
After a bit of a drastic hiatus from writing—everything, not just this blog—I feel as though I’ve finally gotten my life together enough that I can once again start on a writing schedule I can actually stick to. Plus, it’ll give me added reason to get out in my new city and explore, which is entirely the point anyway.
I’ve been in Seattle for almost a month now, and I’d like to think that given my limitations (it's winter, people!), I’ve been pretty good about getting out with Ennis. Sure, walks could certainly be longer, and maybe I should be working on his training more thoroughly (he’s so close to playing dead!), but the guy is taken care of. He is, really. But distractions happen, and that’s life.
Traveling did not suit Ennis well. He is used to long car rides, having gone back and forth from Livermore to Santa Barbara, then to Malibu, and from the Bay Area to Arcata several times—the kid is familiar with the car. But at the same time he never has been quite comfortable in the passenger’s seat, unless he’s sitting on someone’s lap (preferably mine, but any ol’ comfy lap will do). He’ll sit there with his mouth agape, shaking ever-so-slightly, looking tired but refusing to lie down. As a result, his head will just hang slack. He also gets car sick, which is worrisome if you are the only one in the car. I’ve become strangely adept at sensing his oncoming hurls and catching it with something in the nick of time.
But Livermore to Seattle was different. The car ride was sensational. He was quiet and slept like a baby most of the time. He was curious, his head poking out the window when I would open it, but most just watching Kait as she drove. Yes, it was actually quite lovely. Little did I know that trouble was brewing inside my little one’s stomach.
Because he is nervous in the car, Ennis refuses to eat or drink. This is fine, normally, but apparently not when it’s a 12-hour car ride. Also, it probably didn’t help that I changed his food upon arriving in Seattle. What resulted was about a week and a half of chronic diarrhea, which happened without much warning at all.
And so began my exploration of the neighborhood with my pup, as he squirted his way along the streets of First Hill.
Those first days could have been worse, I guess. Sure, it was rainy and wet—even snowy!—and it takes a good 2.5 minutes to put all of my necessary pieces of clothing on in order to take my whining, pooping pup outside to do his business. But at least I wasn't employed! Therefore I could dedicate 100% of my time to making sure Ennis got better—good for him, but mentally draining and unsettling for me. Did I not just spend the last six months doing nothing but looking after this dog? Now he has to go and get the shits on me? Fantastic. What a jerk.
But he came out of it alright, thanks to my savvy internet searches on home-based cures for diarrhea, 'cause like hell I was gonna go find a vet and pay to get the little bugger fixed. Within two days, he was good as new.
Do-It-Yourself Doggie Diarrhea Remedy
First, cut off food (not water) for an entire day. Nothing goes in.
Then (if your pup is small, like mine) follow these instructions. Increase proportionally if your dog is bigger.
- 1/3 cup cooked chicken (try Kirkland brand, canned chicken)
- 1/4 cup cottage cheese
- 1/4 brown rice
- LOTS of water (separate bowl, obviously)
The key is nutrition. Don't worry so much about getting your dog to have solid poops. If he has diarrhea, it's probably because of a lack of water or something unsettling the pup ate. All of the above food is fully digestible, so your dog may not be pooping much at all as a result.
After two days, minimize the amount of fancy food slightly, and add a bit of your dog's kibble. Continue this for a couple days.
This cleared Ennis' diarrhea completely. If it doesn't for your dog, seek a vet's opinion. It's worth doling out the money if it means keeping your dog's runny poops off of your roommate's bed sheets.
